For most of 2010, I thought I would be giving the nod to DeForest's David Dull. However, Reedsburg's Michael Clevenger pulled off a victory on the last day of the year (well before midnight).
Clevenger started hitting the vodka at 8:00 in the morning. By 2:00 in the afternoon, he was on the road, driving erratically, with two open Smirnoff bottles in the car with him. He resisted arrest and urged the deputy to tase him. The taser malfunctioned (making me wonder if he was wearing some kind of insulating vest, since he himself suggested the taser).
This is Clevenger's 10th offense in a 13-year, three-county span. He'll have plenty of time to dry out in prison.
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