Just a couple days ago, I was thinking how odd it was that Wiggie's had not had a news-worthy violent crime in several months.
It had been so long, that when I saw the headline Armed robber waited until others left tavern, I didn't jump to any conclusions. In keeping with the usual IQ of Wiggie's perps, this genius posed for a clear, close-up surveillance photo before robbing the joint.
Stay classy, Wiggie's.
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