Friday, November 20, 2009

Flying Monkey Captured?

Downtown may be safe again for girls from Kansas (and their little dogs, too). Police have arrested 24-year-old Sean Longabaugh, who is suspected of assaulting another bar patron on Halloween while wearing a flying monkey costume.

On a less humorous note, the victim, former basketball player Darin Schubring, was seriously injured in the assault and remains hospitalized.

If Longabaugh is guilty, I hope that he gets sent to jail, and that the other inmates throw poo at him.

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