Monday, November 16, 2009

Aaron Rodgers in Oz

I'm the second-leading rusher,
Can get away from pressure,
If I have a little time.
I would throw more to Driver,
Improvise like MacGyver,
If I only had a line.

I'd help the Green Bay Packers
Look less like lazy slackers
And make the fans feel fine.
I'd win the division,
Star in ads on television,
If I only had a line.

I've no reason to be hating
My season QB rating;
My stats are just divine.
I'd hand off to our fullbacks,
Instead of taking more sacks,
If I only had a line.


Dan said...

Very Good!!

Tim Morrissey said...

Most excellent!

Dustin Christopher said...

That would have made my night if it weren't so depressingly true.

Ordinary Jill said...

I only rhyme the truth.

Forward Our Motto said...

Excellent by the way.

john brantley said...

Aaron Rodgers is already in top-tier of NFL quarterbacks, and with a little help on the offensive line and a few more pieces he could be a perennial MVP candidate.

Ordinary Jill said...

Yes, that's exactly the point that I was trying to make. I'm glad to hear a quarterback agree.