While working hard to make a living, mild-mannered unlicensed plumber Samuel J. Wurzelbacher was bitten by a radioactive snake that made its way into someone's toilet. He was instantly transformed into America's favorite political pundit, author and aspiring musician Joe the Plumber, possessing superhuman abilities to authoritatively spout misinformation on a wide range of topics, such as taxes, socialism and the security of Israel.
Now the bald man with many hats will put on Edward R. Murrow's fedora and become a foreign correspondent. Saving us from liberal bias in the mainstream media, visionary website Pajamas TV is giving Joe the Plumber his own forum from which to chronicle the death of Israel (put in motion by the election of Barack Obama, as written in the Book of Revelation).
This, of course, will give Joe the foreign policy experience he needs to be Sarah Palin's running mate in 2012.
Can we look forward to Archie McPhee producing a Joe the Plumber action figure in time for Hanukkah?
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The "Death of Israel" part is the part not tongue-in-cheek, right?
Seriously, JTP isn't qualified forthis stuff and could end up JTP KIA.
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