While braving the holiday shopping hordes over the weekend, I noticed a couple of young parents browsing in the adult novelty section of Spencer's Gifts at the mall. I knew they were parents, because they had two young children with them. While the baby in the stroller was probably oblivious to the sex toys at child's-eye level, I wouldn't assume the same for the pre-schooler. Just wait until he tells Grandma about the funny toys that Mommy and Daddy bought. Maybe one parent should have had gone into the store alone to make the purchase while the other stayed with the kids out in the mall corridor.