Nicholas Grunke, one of the three Cassville men arrested in 2006 for attempted grave robbery with necrophiliac intent, was finally convicted today (after an earlier mis-trial).
The defense tried to argue that he was just a shy young man with no girlfriends who wanted to pose the body in a nonsexual way.
Right. Because shy men with no girlfriends who exhume female corpses couldn't possibly mean any harm.
Asshole. I'm glad they caught him before he started preying on live women.