Lessons from The Watchmen

I saw The Watchmen on the IMAX this weekend. Good action film. It's more film noir than comic book superhero movie (think Chinatown meets Blade Runner meets The Dark Knight). Anyway, I learned somethings:

1. Never trust vegetarians. Give them a little bit of power and they'll try to take over the world.

2. There's nothing like a faux Batman costume to make a nerdy, slightly pasty man look totally hot.

3. Even a non-corporeal man who has lost most of his claim to humanity is vulnerable to a hot young chick paying attention to him.