Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Resemblance Is Uncanny




Is Sarah Palin the secret love child of Anita Bryant? You be the judge...




McCain's Alaskan PUMA Bait

Wow. McCain's really going after Geraldine Ferraro's vote. Why else would he choose an obscure Governor who is most distinguished for being one of the few Republican politicians in Alaska who isn't under threat of indictment? Oh, maybe because she happens to possess two X chromosomes.

I thought conservatives didn't believe in affirmative action. I guess McCain really is a maverick.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Some Questions for Pro-Lifers

1. Should a pregnant woman who is diagnosed with cancer be forced to delay her radiation treatments and chemotherapy so that she can deliver a healthy baby?

2. Should a mother be legally forced to donate a kidney or bone marrow to save her child's life?

3. Should a pregnant woman be legally forced to have surgery during her pregnancy to repair a fetal heart defect, since the chance of a successful recovery is much better while the heart patient is in the natural ICU of the womb?

4. If you answered "no" to all of the above, do you believe a woman should be legally allowed to have an abortion in order to avoid serious risks to her health?

5. Do you oppose the use of oral contraceptives?

6. Do you oppose the use of medications or food supplements that may cause similar hormonal changes to oral contraceptives, and thus possibly prevent the implantation of a fertilized zygote, if those supplements were not consumed for the purpose of contraception?

7. Do you oppose the practice of breast-feeding, since it causes hormonal changes similar to oral contraceptives, and may thus possibly prevent the implantation of a fertilized zygote?

Cindy McCain in Georgia - PUMA-Hunting Safari?

Is it just a coincidence that in the same week that John McCain is actively courting PUMA (Party Unity My Ass) Democrats with his new campaign ads, he sends his wife to Eastern Europe's latest trouble spot? It's like he's saying to disgruntled Hillary supporters, "Yes, you're right -- being First Lady does give one executive experience and foreign policy credentials. Those evil Obama supporters are sexist pigs."

He's like a creepy loser who comforts a woman in the throes of a bad break-up by agreeing with everything she says about her ex-boyfriend, just so he can bone her himself. Ladies, you know that if you weren't so drunk and emotional right now, you wouldn't even give him the time of day, much less let him get in your pants.